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Bank Bailout too Slow for Some

I just about spit my milk out this morning when I saw this one from the DailyWTF. It’s funny because it’s almost true… :( “I understand some banks are short of cash these days,” writes Greg, “I guess this is one way of breaking the news.”Broke Bank – The Daily WTF

Fort Knox Password Exclusive

WOW! That is one hell of a password!! It used to be that I thought password locker utilities were stupid. It’s too the point where they are essential with 57+ passwords that you need to login to 3 websites and 7 different applications that you use on a daily basis. I know that at this [...]

Hexadecimal Upgraded to Hexadecimal 2.0

I swear I’m not going to comment on every DailyWTF… I couldn’t help myself this morning when I read this and couldn’t stop giggling. See if you can spot the problem. One time, out of boredom, I wrote a little utility called BitVerifier. It would loop over a folder and check every bit of each [...]

The Mist Kills Again

I love these stories where the damnest little thing causes a major meltdown. We’ve become soooo reliant on technology that the slightest bump from an unlikely source causes the biggest problems. How many times have you been sent to diagnosis a printer problem and don’t check that it’s plugged in first? Or that there is [...]

Tech Support Causes Oil Prices to Skyrocket

First of all, let me thank all the readers of The Daily WTF for stopping by and making sure this stupid little blog wasn’t just a steaming pile of crap. My traffic has doubled…tripled…quadrupled since I linked to one of the posts on calculating PI using a DOS batch file. I mean seriously, that dude [...]

DOS Batch File Solves Pi

You have to see this shit to believe it. If you’ve, like me, ever programmed a DOS batch file…back in the day…you’ll really appreciate the shear WTF of this guy. He made a DOS batch file that can calculate Pi to precision! I’m going to include the code here because of the shear audacity of [...]

ESPN Ruins Society?

I told you this story… By Ken Levine: Who is the sexiest sportscaster? Forget the damn Oscars! PLAYBOY has announced it’s top five nominees for the “Sexiest Sportscaster of 2008”! And it’s a hot competition this year, gang. ESPN’s Erin Andrews (the Meryl Streep of this category) is looking to repeat. If the other contestants [...]






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