The Minority Report

The Minority Report…So Easy a Caveman Writes It

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Easter Causes Gonorrhea

I don’t know why exactly I wanted to see the Google Trends today but the above gem showed upthe above gem showed up. I don’t remember exactly but I learned something in Psychology 101, Correlation does not imply causationW, but I don’t care I’m running with it, Easter causes gonorrhea. Why else would there be [...]

At Least I Don’t Have Alzheimers

Researchers report that a spinal fluid test can be 100 percent accurate in identifying patients with significant memory loss who are on their way to developing Alzheimer’s disease. Although there has been increasing evidence of the value of this and other tests in finding signs of Alzheimer’s, the study, which will appear Tuesday in the [...]

Jolly Rancher Less Jolly Student

TL;DR: Kid gets a weeks worth of detention for having a jolly rancher from another student. School loses all common sense. Should be horse whipped. ORCHARD, Texas – A third-grader at Brazos Elementary was given a week’s detention for possessing a Jolly Rancher. School officials in Brazos County are defending the seemingly harsh sentence. The [...]

Idiot Congressman Thinks Guam Will Capsize

Peas in a pod? Evidently it’s true, this US Congressman thinks that Guam is going to capsize. I notices that CBS News posted this on April 1st, so I’m hoping it’s an April Fools Joke but I doubt it. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is raising some eyebrows with a comment he made about the U.S. [...]

Salt This!

It’s not going to stop until they control our lives 100%. “They” always know better… Here is the snip that has my panties in a bunch today: “the Institute of Medicine urged the Food and Drug Administration to start regulating the amount of sodium in foods, since simply telling us to eat less salt hasn’t [...]

Beaming Straight to Your Ass

George Takai is the shit. I’m not against gays and really don’t pay much attention to their issues but even if you are a hardcore fag hater, you have to admit that George Takai is the shit. What this “Be Counted” U.S. Census video. George Takei & Brad Altman YouTube — BE COUNTED — George [...]

Tact Filters

This is an essay written by Jeff Bigler back in 1996 after speaking to a friend at MIT. Jeff thinks that “geek” can be substituted for “nerd” and I agree. Very interesting and explains a lot of my interaction with people including my geek friends. What do you think? All people have a “tact filter”, [...]

Humans are Stupid So Suspend Democracy

Humans are too stupid to prevent climate change from radically impacting on our lives over the coming decades. This is the stark conclusion of James Lovelock, the globally respected environmental thinker and independent scientist who developed the Gaia theory. … “I don’t think we’re yet evolved to the point where we’re clever enough to handle [...]

Bohner Pulled

I think this is unfortunate and sad for both parties however, Eric Schmidt needs to get on the right side of the privacy issue. Eric Schmidt might advocate for making information “even more open and accessible,” but not when it comes to his mistresses. We’re told the Google CEO’s aggressive lawyers brought down ex-girlfriend Kate [...]

Mexican Coke vs American Coke

One of the many things I’ve discovered here in Austin is Mexican Coke. Prior to moving here, I wouldn’t of had the slightest clue as to what it is. Now I can’t get enough of the stuff. So I’ve decided to have a battle between regular Coke and Mexican Coke. Mexican Coke vs American Coke

Intelligence is Like a Knife

Intelligence is like a knife. If you are intelligent, you are at a clear advantage against people who are not intelligent. But if you are intelligent, and another person is not as intelligent, but the other person is willing to train harder than you, the other person will very quickly overtake you in ability.Your high [...]

Snoverkill

Ditto. Right now, activity on the sun is extremely low, causing our climate to cool significantly. That’s exactly what the sane voices have been saying to counter the Anthropological Global Warming morons. CO2 has little to do with the climate compared to the effect of the planets single, overwhelming source of energy – the sun. [...]

Black Metal vs Naked Saunas

I was quite troubled to realize today that I couldn’t list ten major differences between Sweden and Norway. All my best Livejournal pals lent a hand and we came up with this not-entirely-comprehensive list: diesel sweeties: robot webcomic and geeky music t-shirts : newsblog » Blog Archive » Learning America Smarter: Northern European Geography 101 [...]

Quick Patent Fax Reversal Device

Evidently the United States Patent and Trademark office can’t just recognize prior art but they can’t read upside down faxes. Wow. Apparently this is not within the standard operating procedures of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. No, if your fax comes in upside down, then send you a message in return saying that they [...]

Top 10 Things I Learned Listening To SOTU Last Night

10) It’s really, really hard to be President – people expect you to do things and stuff. 9) America needs to be more like China. 8) Five year plans: they’re not just for Stalin anymore. 7) It’s still Bush’s fault. 6) Equity demands that it should be ten times more expensive to go to college [...]






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