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Reddit Ranks Blog Higher Than 13 Others

Ok, I’ve been Sphunn, had a PageRank of 2 and now I’ve officially been linked on Reddit! I would like to thank the genius ranker, gilgoomesh, for realizing that the world needed to more exposure to this influential blog (Streaming Colour‘s words, not mine…) Not only that, but I have photographic proof! You like me, [...]

Shout Out to Yellowknife

Reviewing the logs as I’m completely addicted to, I saw what could be one of the most remote visitors to this fine endeavor, The Minority Report. Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada it’s near like the pick arrow thingy of the maple leaf on the left side. Looks like one road in and one road out.  I [...]

Jew Doctor Reneges On Arian Superman Creation

I blogged about this last month when I read the article that Daniel MacArthur originally wrote. It would appear that the right-wing religious, pro-life nutbag wackos got to him a lot quicker than I thought they would He held out for what…two weeks? I’ll tell you what happened, he got hundreds of phone calls and [...]

Being a Mutt at a Dog Show

Stephan Millers post caught my eye today. He asked the basic question, “What Makes You Money”? I didn’t create this blog to make money. It was more because my friends and family (and girlfriend) was tired of hearing me rant and rave about the days news. I needed another outlet before I drove everybody nuts. [...]

Dinner Blogs Making Come Back

Good to see there are some normal blogs still out there. Cook the bacon slowly until just shy of done, and certainly not crisp. Stash in warm oven on some paper towels on the plate you’re going to eat with. Start rice. Drain all but a few tablespoons of the bacon drippings and add the [...]

Chivalry Prevents Upskirts

I wanted to clip this days ago but time and work caught up to me. I thought it was hysterical that chivalry was invented to stop men’s natural impulses. The important part of this clip is that men walked up the stairs first, preventing them from staring up a woman’s skirt. What do you do [...]

Apple iPhone Teaches Microsoft Meaning of Irony

I’m going to bold the important part blow me. As I said the other day, it’s pretty obvious that Bill Gates is gone from Microsoft. It is also becoming increasingly obvious that either Steve Ballmer has been biting his tongue for the past 30 years or he’s an idiot. Microsoft’s business practices have fundamentally diminished [...]

Chicklets Increase Blog Readership

Sit down in front of your computer screen and eventually the entire world will surf bySit down in front of your computer screen and eventually the entire world will surf by. I was looking for a chicklet to put on my blog to let everyone know exactly how many readers that I don’t have. I [...]

Tech Support Causes Oil Prices to Skyrocket

First of all, let me thank all the readers of The Daily WTF for stopping by and making sure this stupid little blog wasn’t just a steaming pile of crap. My traffic has doubled…tripled…quadrupled since I linked to one of the posts on calculating PI using a DOS batch file. I mean seriously, that dude [...]

One Gene Fits All

This blogs subtitle is “Ramblings of an Amateur Futurist” and I figure I better post something futuristic…lol I caught this today regarding the relatively affordable cost of gene sequencing. $5000! According to WikiAnswers, the average cost of an MRIW is between $400-$2000, averaging around $800. Reid’s promises and data certainly caught the attention of the [...]

Eat Your Own Dogfood

I wanted to post about this two weeks ago when I read it but since it’s a slow news day, I’m posting it today. I’ve always been fascinated by the expression “Eating Your Own Dogfood” and I agree with Jeff Atwood that it was a term that likely came from Microsoft. I remember hearing this [...]

Olivia Munn’s Pie Jump

Do you know who Olivia MunnW is? If you do…nice. If you don’t, turn in your nerd card cause she’s freaking hot. Here are a few refreshers for you.  Video of her jumping into 600 gallons of “pie” below all the refreshers. Ahhhh…the term “boneriffic” just doesn’t seem to cover it.

What the Hell is a SKU?

Finally! I’m too damned lazy to look it up but Cringely finally tells me that a SKU is a “stock keeping unit”a SKU is a “stock keeping unit”. Now I can sleep at night. The six faces of Windows 7 |Notes from the Field | Robert X. Cringely® | InfoWorld Well, the word is out. [...]

Open Share Icon Project – SVG Version

I don’t know what came over me last night, bored I guess, but I took the Open Share Icon PSD file from the Open Share Icon Project and made a scalable SVGW vector file out of it. You can download the SVG file here: Open Share Icon Project Files [Post updated: 4/19/2011]

DoFollow Links vs. NoFollow Links

So I’m trolling around the net looking for “dofollow” blogs, the latest thing to do to build traffic, and I find this site with a list of 562 dofollow blogs in RSS format.  Sweet.  Let’s face it, I have been trying the whole Adsense, Adwords, affiliate marketing thing for about 2.5 years now and I [...]






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