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Congressman Cliff Stearns is an Asshat

Congressman Cliff Stearns thinks we need to make sure the 9/11 first responders aren’t actually terrorists posing as dying people seeking government handouts. Jon Stewart thinks Cliff Stearns is an asshole.Jon Stewart Isn’t Done Standing up for 9/11 First Responders [Video] | Death and Taxes You NEED to watch Jon Stewarts impassioned RIP on Congress, [...]

Idiot Congressman Thinks Guam Will Capsize

Peas in a pod? Evidently it’s true, this US Congressman thinks that Guam is going to capsize. I notices that CBS News posted this on April 1st, so I’m hoping it’s an April Fools Joke but I doubt it. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is raising some eyebrows with a comment he made about the U.S. [...]

One Giant Leap on Obama Throat

If you know anything about Neil Armstrong then you know it’s uncharacteristic for him to speak publicly much, let alone come out with both guns blasting. While I think “blasting” and “rebuke” are a little harsh for what I read of Armstrong’s comments, I came away after reading them with a sense of pride and [...]

Quinthar Agrees with Popular Blog

Looks like I’m not alone in my opinion, based on the Guardian article on James Lovelock, that he is a socialistic idiot. Anybody who calls for a suspension of the worlds’ democracies in order to fight climate change is an idiot. Don’t get me wrong — it’d take that (and more) to actually do anything [...]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

Never gonna give you up! – http://www.techedbackstage.net/2010/02/18/never-gonna-give-you-up/ #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-10

I just submitted The Guild for Best Comedy Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org # There are 21 followers(+/- 23,484)to the http://www.theminorityreport.org blog. Can some of you lazy bastards to retweet some of the posts? # RT @Wolfire: Why you should use OpenGL and not DirectX – Wolfire Games Blog http://bit.ly/84pvG3 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

New blog post: United Breaks Guitars http://www.theminorityreport.org/2009/united-breaks-guitars/ # New blog post: What's in the Dossier? http://www.theminorityreport.org/2009/whats-in-the-dossier/ # New blog post: Papa Bill http://www.theminorityreport.org/2009/papa-bill/ # New blog post: WordPress 2.9 Now with More Pressy Goodness http://bit.ly/4tJUkL # New blog post: I Guess He Left His Board with a Nail in it at Home http://bit.ly/7Glg6h #

Gellon Like a Felon

This is from the DailyWTF, one of my favorite blogs on the Interwebs and I pull from it frequently but nothing in the last month or so. However, I found this both amusing and very, very touchy because I’ve worked in tech support/help desk for a long time and nothing irritates me more then stories [...]

Idiocy Always Trumps Email

george’s world wrote this: (10:36:48 AM) slinAtl: I predict the idiocy will trump your awesome email. (10:36:56 AM) potstckr: it always does. =( harsh realities. | george’s world My friends in the IT Administration industry and I have an ongoing joke about writing an extremely detailed email, outlining the problem in plain English, trying to [...]

Crumbling Circuitboards of Contentment

Amazing how much you find about yourself perusing the web randomly. I find out that I have NADD and now this. Explains why my computers were apart, in pieces on the floor, for much of the last two weeks. You know that feeling when you are sitting on the floor by the dusty disassembled guts [...]

Prime Time Blue Dress DNA Target

I blogged the other day about the newest game sweeping the nation, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard. It was seen on The Big Bang Theory, a great show on CBS, Mondays @8:00pm. For nerds and geeks, I think it should be required viewing. Anyway, I got lost on a tangent regarding Kaley Cuoco (Penny), one [...]

Influential Blog Becomes Acclaimed

I  noticed this morning that The Minority Report has increased it’s PageRank from 0 to 2.  That is a 2 point jump in the span of 2 months!  Put this together with being an influential blog, an Authority on Technorati, being Sphunn and Reddittededed, that means something! What it means, I have no idea…but YAY [...]

Dirty Little Secrets of Content Scraping

Martin over at gHacks posted this lucent and well thought out post about content copying…or…scraping as it’s called in the biz. I suggest you read the whole thing if you are interested in free back links because the “blackhatters” and I use that term very loosely here, can actually help your SERP position if you [...]

Colonel Jessep, Did You Order the Code Red?!

Is The DailyWTF one of the best blogs on the Internet today? I dare say that as a finalist for the 2009 Bloggies for Best Computer or Technology Weblog that they are. Personally, I think they were robbed. Lifehacker is good but I like the DailyWTF better. I’m sure you’ll agree and if you do, [...]

Fat Dumb Kids Favorite Day on the Calendar

It’s amazing what you think is cool when you are a hardcore geek. First squareroot day on 03/03/09 and now Pi day on 03/14. Of course, true Pi day is going to be on 03/14/59 03/14/15 but that is just retarded that I care to point that out (and now extra retarded that I screwed [...]






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