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5ubliminal Launching New Site Soon

If you read this blog, hahahahahahahahaaha, anyway, if you read this blog then you know we are fans of the fine work that 5ubliminal does over on his site, blog.5ubliminal.com. He is introducing a new site shortly called Moolah scripts and it’s geared towards the discriminating SEO coder. His shit is tight and well thought [...]

James de Wet Can Save Your Life

Long time readers of The Minority Report…hahahahahahahah…whew.  I never get tired of that one. Anyway, long time readers of this blog know (Free Roomba Attracts Cheap Bastards) that I’m totally addicted to my stats and find interesting stuff while browsing them minutely (is that a word?). Today, I found that after all my hard work, [...]

Free Roomba Attracts Cheap Bastards

…ah ya know I luv’s ya!  I’m just funnin’. Completely and totally addicted to my stats (www.statcounter.com), I found that someone clicked through from Google search for the term “free roomba“.  I thought this was cool because this was the first time someone actually read that post and I laughed for hours after coming up [...]

Squeez Bacon®

Absolutely needs no setup. How could life get any better? A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that [...]

Forex, Fiveex, Sixex It’s All Greek to Me

If you are a frequent reader of The Minority Report…hahahahahahahaha…whew, that was funny. Anyway, I’m trying to monetize my blog a bit.  I’ve mentioned before that I’ve been playing around with Internet marketing and SEO for a few years.  Obviously, I’m not sitting in my custom Escalade limo’s hot tub surrounded by hot blonds serving [...]






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