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		<title>At Least I Don&#8217;t Have Alzheimers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers report that a spinal fluid test can be 100 percent accurate in identifying patients with significant memory loss who are on their way to developing Alzheimer’s disease. Although there has been increasing evidence of the value of this and other tests in finding signs of Alzheimer’s, the study, which will appear Tuesday in the [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote cite="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/health/research/10spinal.html?_r=1" title="Spinal-Fluid Test Is Found to Predict Alzheimer’s - NYTimes.com"><p>Researchers report that a spinal fluid test can be 100 percent accurate in identifying patients with significant memory loss who are on their way to developing Alzheimer’s disease.</p>
<p>Although there has been increasing evidence of the value of this and other tests in finding signs of Alzheimer’s, the study, which will appear Tuesday in the Archives of Neurology, shows how accurate they can be. The new result is one of a number of remarkable recent findings about Alzheimer’s.</p>
<p>After decades when nothing much seemed to be happening, when this progressive brain disease seemed untreatable and when its diagnosis could be confirmed only at autopsy, the field has suddenly woken up.<br />
<a class="tmr_jump" title="Spinal-Fluid Test Is Found to Predict Alzheimer’s - NYTimes.com" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/health/research/10spinal.html?_r=1">Spinal-Fluid Test Is Found to Predict Alzheimer’s &#8211; NYTimes.com</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Turkey Rewrites Human Evolution</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Standing on the hill at dawn, overseeing a team of 40 Kurdish diggers, the German-born archeologist waves a hand over his discovery here, a revolution in the story of human origins. Schmidt has uncovered a vast and beautiful temple complex, a structure so ancient that it may be the very first thing human beings ever [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote cite="http://www.newsweek.com/id/233844" title="Turkey: Archeological Dig Reshaping Human History - Newsweek.com">Standing on the hill at dawn, overseeing a team of 40 Kurdish diggers, the German-born archeologist waves a hand over his discovery here, a revolution in the story of human origins. Schmidt has uncovered a vast and beautiful temple complex, a structure so ancient that it may be the very first thing human beings ever built. The site isn&#8217;t just old, it redefines old: the temple was built 11,500 years ago—a staggering 7,000 years before the Great Pyramid, and more than 6,000 years before Stonehenge first took shape. The ruins are so early that they predate villages, pottery, domesticated animals, and even agriculture—the first embers of civilization. In fact, Schmidt thinks the temple itself, built after the end of the last Ice Age by hunter-gatherers, became that ember—the spark that launched mankind toward farming, urban life, and all that followed.<br /><a class="tmr_jump" title="Turkey: Archeological Dig Reshaping Human History - Newsweek.com" href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/233844">Turkey: Archeological Dig Reshaping Human History &#8211; Newsweek.com</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Snowmageddon</title>
		<link>http://www.theminorityreport.org/2010/snowmageddon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 07:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anamorphic global warming, or manmade global warming for the retards, I&#8217;ve noticed has been slowly changing to &#8220;Climate Change&#8221; in the media. I guess they are trying to throw people off that they are just fucking wrong. I love blog posts like the one below. As shown by the recent IPCC scandals and Climategate, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>Anamorphic global warming, or manmade global warming for the retards, I&#8217;ve noticed has been slowly changing to &#8220;Climate Change&#8221; in the media.  I guess they are trying to throw people off that they are just fucking wrong.  I love blog posts like the one below.  As shown by the recent IPCC scandals and Climategate, it&#8217;s just a bunch of warmed over snake oil.</p>
<blockquote title="Snowmageddon delivers another blow to global warming « Reformed Musings" cite="http://reformedmusings.wordpress.com/2010/02/06/snowmageddon-delivers-another-blow-to-global-warming/"><p>If anthropological global warming predictions were true, winters like this would not be possible anymore. As the planetary greenhouse heats up, snow should decrease dramatically. That’s not what we’ve seen the last several years – quite the opposite.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, it took me about 3 hours to shovel about 1/4 of the driveway and 1/2 of one car. Tomorrow must end with a clean car, driveway, and walk. I’m already running out of places to toss the snow. Almost 2 feet of coverage across a wide area equals a lot of volume. Oh that global warming were true!<br />
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<p>p.s.  THIS should warm you up (unless you&#8217;re dead).<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-850" title="hot-snow-girl" src="http://www.theminorityreport.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hot-snow-girl.jpg" alt="hot snow girl Snowmageddon" width="400" height="600" /><strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
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		<title>Rover Is Smarter Than Junior</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a pretty cool story. I had always heard that dogs had an intelligence of 4 years old but even so, that means dogs are pretty freaking smart! I wonder if they will stop eating them in China now&#8230; Researchers have found that dogs are capable of understanding up to 250 words and gestures, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a pretty cool story.  I had always heard that dogs had an intelligence of 4 years old but even so, that means dogs are pretty freaking smart!  I wonder if they will stop eating them in China now&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44429571@N00/3804998893"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2597/3804998893_26f55e15ca.jpg" title="Rover Is Smarter Than Junior" alt="3804998893 26f55e15ca Rover Is Smarter Than Junior" /></a></p>
<blockquote cite="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5994583/Dogs-as-intelligent-as-two-year-old-children.html" title="Dogs as intelligent as two-year-old children - Telegraph"><p>Researchers have found that dogs are capable of understanding up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to five and can perform simple mathematical calculations.</p>
<p>Using tests originally designed to demonstrate the development of language, pre-language and basic arithmetic in human children, the researchers were able to show that the average dog is far more intelligent than they are given credit for.<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote cite="http://scienceblogs.com/geneticfuture/2009/03/the_end_of_inbreeding.php" title="Genetic Future : The decline of inbreeding, written in our genes"><p>A new study indicates that increases in mobility, urbanisation, and cross-population mating over the last century have substantially reduced inbreeding, and left a distinctive trace in the genome of modern Americans.<a class="tmr_jump" title="Genetic Future : The decline of inbreeding, written in our genes" href="http://scienceblogs.com/geneticfuture/2009/03/the_end_of_inbreeding.php">Genetic Future : The decline of inbreeding, written in our genes</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Vampire Fish Discovered</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ed Young posts today about a new fish discovered that seems to support Dollo's LawW. Pretty cool. You&#8217;re looking at the face of a new species of fish and judging by the two fearsome fangs, you&#8217;ll probably understand how it got its scientific name &#8211; Danionella dracula. The teeth do look terrifying but fortunately, their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/about.php">Ed Young</a> posts today about a new fish discovered that seems to support <span style="padding-bottom: 2px; border-bottom: 1px dotted #DD0000" >Dollo's Law</span><sup><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollo's_Law" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="From Wikipedia the definition of: Dollo's Law" style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, Serif; font-weight: bold; color: #AAAAAA" ><em>W</em></a></sup>.  Pretty cool.</p>
<blockquote cite="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula.php" title="Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula"><p>You&#8217;re looking at the face of a new species of fish and judging by the two fearsome fangs, you&#8217;ll probably understand how it got its scientific name &#8211; Danionella dracula. The teeth do look terrifying but fortunately, their owner is a tiny animal just 15 millimetres long. Ralf Britz from London&#8217;s Natural History Museum discovered the fanged fish in a small stream in northern Burma, just two years ago. The more he studied them, the more he realised that they are physically extraordinary in many ways. <a class="tmr_jump" title="Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula" href="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula.php">Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula</a></p></blockquote>
<div align="center"><img src="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/upload/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula/Danionella_dracula_mouth.jpg" title="Vampire Fish Discovered" alt="Danionella dracula mouth Vampire Fish Discovered" /></div>
<blockquote cite="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula.php" title="Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula"><p>Secondly, D.dracula seems to be missing several bones, with 44 fewer than close relatives like the zebrafish, Danio rario. They haven&#8217;t disappeared &#8211; they never formed in the first place. Compared to other related fish, D.dracula stops developing at a much earlier point and retains the abridged skeleton of a larva throughout its adult life. It&#8217;s the Peter Pan of the carp family. <a class="tmr_jump" title="Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula" href="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula.php">Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote cite="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula.php" title="Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula"><p>An animal&#8217;s development follows a very precise timetable and set of instructions, but Britz suggests that those rules became more lax as D.dracula became smaller. By prematurely stopping its development, the fish inadvertently freed certain parts of its skeleton to develop new adaptations, free of past restrictions. <a class="tmr_jump" title="Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula" href="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula.php">Not Exactly Rocket Science : Newly discovered fish crosses Peter Pan with Dracula</a></p></blockquote>
<div align="center"><img src="http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/upload/2009/03/newly_discovered_fish_crosses_peter_pan_with_dracula/Danionella_dracula_head.jpg" title="Vampire Fish Discovered" alt="Danionella dracula head Vampire Fish Discovered" /></div>
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		<title>Cyborgs (and Ninjas) Can Breathe Underwater</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I seem to be covering Cyborgs today, I&#8217;m going to throw in another article about cyborgs and their quest to take over the planet. Selva on The Scientific Indian writes today about his Bioware wishlist. I&#8217;m good with the increased vision and the better memory but the legs&#8230;pass. I want to be able to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since I seem to be covering Cyborgs today, I&#8217;m going to throw in <a href="http://www.theminorityreport.org/2009/cyborg-learns-to-use-washing-machine/">another article about cyborgs</a> and their quest to take over the planet.<img style="float: right; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px;" src="http://scienceblogs.com/thescian/2009/03/04/200px-Oscar_Pistorius-2.jpg" title="Cyborgs (and Ninjas) Can Breathe Underwater" alt="200px Oscar Pistorius 2 Cyborgs (and Ninjas) Can Breathe Underwater" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.thescian.com/">Selva</a> on <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/thescian/2009/03/bioware_wishlist.php">The Scientific Indian</a> writes today about his Bioware wishlist.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m good with the increased vision and the better memory but the legs&#8230;pass.  I want to be able to see infrared and ultraviolet, like some sort of Predator geek.</p>
<blockquote cite="http://scienceblogs.com/thescian/2009/03/bioware_wishlist.php" title="The Scientific Indian : Bioware wishlist"><p><strong>Better eyes.</strong> Check <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7919645.stm">this news at beebs on a man with bionic eyes</a>. I am very hopeful. Spectacles suck, contact lenses suck. I want a pair of bionic eyes.</p>
<p><b>Better memory.</b> No news on this. Cognitive enhancement drugs will not cut it. I want a prosthetic that adds to the sorry excuse of a memory that evolution has endowed me with. If we can interface with the optic nerve (above), we can interface with any nerve, the brain included.</p>
<p><b>Better legs</b> &#8211; so I can run to the office a dozen miles without breaking a sweat. Sitting inside a box of steel and meddling with large turnable knobs and slippery pads to travel is as stupid as it gets and I want to be done with it. Perhaps, the prosthetic legs could get wheels as add-ons. If you can get cheetah legs, why not wheels.<a class="tmr_jump" title="The Scientific Indian : Bioware wishlist" href="http://scienceblogs.com/thescian/2009/03/bioware_wishlist.php">The Scientific Indian : Bioware wishlist</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cyborg Learns to Use Washing Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you but after having the laser surgery and going through the whole &#8220;am I going to end up blind&#8221; from it, things like this are exciting and wonderful. It&#8217;s not long, maybe 50 years where a significant portion of blindness sufferers will be able to get their sight back. p.s. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know about you but after having the laser surgery and going through the whole &#8220;am I going to end up blind&#8221; from it, things like this are exciting and wonderful.<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/40818325@N00/3330542217"><img style="float: right; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3353/3330542217_46284e3428.jpg" title="Cyborg Learns to Use Washing Machine" alt="3330542217 46284e3428 Cyborg Learns to Use Washing Machine" /></a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s not long, maybe 50 years where a significant portion of blindness sufferers will be able to get their sight back.</p>
<p>p.s.  I searched for &#8220;eye&#8221; on Flickr and this is an image that came up.  She&#8217;s hot so suck it&#8230;</p>
<blockquote cite="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7919645.stm" title="BBC NEWS | Health | Bionic eye gives blind man sight"><p>A man who lost his sight 30 years ago says he can now see flashes of light after being fitted with a bionic eye.</p>
<p>Ron, 73, had the experimental surgery seven months ago at London&#8217;s Moorfield&#8217;s eye hospital.</p>
<p>He says he can now follow white lines on the road, and even sort socks, using the bionic eye, known as Argus II.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well we &#8220;discovered&#8221; the pink bottlenose dolphin the other day and I love dolphins&#8230;they&#8217;re delicious (especially with albacore tuna and some mayo on rye bread). I figured a little bit more of the weird but cool bottlenose dolphin postings should be in order. I&#8217;ve been fascinated by the fact that whales have vestigial bones in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well we &#8220;discovered&#8221; the <a href="http://www.theminorityreport.org/2009/gay-dolphin-discovered/">pink bottlenose dolphin</a> the other day and I love dolphins&#8230;they&#8217;re delicious (especially with albacore tuna and some mayo on rye bread).  I figured a little bit more of the weird but cool bottlenose dolphin postings should be in order.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been fascinated by the fact that whales have vestigial bones in their body that correspond to leg bones from when they lived on land.  Whales are a neat evolutionary animal because they evolved from sea creatures, moved onto land and then evolved back into the ocean.  They are <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale#Origins_and_taxonomy">closer to hippopotamuses</a> than fish.</p>
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<p>Well to find out today that there was discovered a bottlenose dolphin with &#8220;hind legs&#8221; was just too much.  </p>
<p><i>Hey Creationists, ain&#8217;t evolution a bitch??</i></p>
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<blockquote cite="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottlenose_dolphin#Hybrids" title="Bottlenose dolphin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"><p>A bottlenose dolphin was discovered in Japan that has two additional pectoral fins, or &#8220;hind legs&#8221;, at the tail, about the size of a human&#8217;s pair of hands. Scientists believe that a mutation caused the ancient trait to reassert itself as a form of atavism.<a class="tmr_jump" title="Bottlenose dolphin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottlenose_dolphin#Hybrids">Bottlenose dolphin &#8211; Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote cite="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism" title="Atavism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"><p>An atavism is an evolutionary throwback, such as traits reappearing which had disappeared generations ago.<a class="tmr_jump" title="Atavism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism">Atavism &#8211; Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></p></blockquote>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to see this shit to believe it!! It&#8217;s fucking pink!! It&#8217;s a pink bottle nosed dolphin! I bet his part of the continental shelf is beautifully furnished. I wonder what his take on this season&#8217;s line is going to be. A rare pink Bottlenose dolphin, Tursiops truncatus, has resurfaced two years after it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have to see this shit to believe it!!  It&#8217;s fucking pink!!  It&#8217;s a pink bottle nosed dolphin!  I bet his part of the continental shelf is beautifully furnished.  I wonder what his take on this season&#8217;s line is going to be.</p>
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<blockquote cite="http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2009/03/the_return_of_the_pink_dolphin.php" title="Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted): The Return of the Pink Dolphin"><p>A rare pink Bottlenose dolphin, Tursiops truncatus, has resurfaced two years after it had first been seen in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in southwestern Louisiana.</p>
<p>The young dolphin, which was first sighted as a calf in June 2007 and photographed a few weeks later, gets its brilliant pink color and bright red eyes from blood vessels that lie just below its layer of blubber. This pink color is masked by pigments in the skin of normally-colored gray animals. </p>
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<p>More information on the pink dolphin can be found here:</p>
<blockquote cite="http://www.flickr.com/photos/84727393@N00/3325365236/" title="EricRueAlbinoBottlenoseDolphin on Flickr - Photo Sharing!"><p>THE RARE ALBINO DOLPHIN WHO HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE USA BY EXCITED VISITORS TO LAKE CALCASIEU IN LOUISIANA, USA. .. .. THESE STUNNING PICTURES WERE CAPTURED BY CAPTAIN ERIK RUE 42YRS FROM LOUISIANA WHO TAKES EXCITED ANIMAL LOVERS ON A CRUISE ACORSS THE LAKE. .. .. THE STRIKING MAMMAL HAS STUNNED BOTH VISITORS AND EXPERTS AS PINKY IS THOUGHT TO BE THE WORLD&#8217;S ONLY PINK BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;SEE CATERS COPY.<br />
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mail_date Mon, 2 Mar 2009 10:55:02 +0000 (GMT)<a class="tmr_jump" title="EricRueAlbinoBottlenoseDolphin on Flickr - Photo Sharing!" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/84727393@N00/3325365236/">EricRueAlbinoBottlenoseDolphin on Flickr &#8211; Photo Sharing!</a></p></blockquote>
<p><img alt="product images  1200114f81b8de19aab85b110d76e9f424f99f76 db50aa2b5a91a1c9  jpg sqthumb large  sunglasses dolce amp gabbana sunglasses 6011 s 572 13 brown gold dg frame brown sh Gay Dolphin Discovered" title="" style="float: right; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px;" src="http://images3.like.com/product-images--1200114f81b8de19aab85b110d76e9f424f99f76-db50aa2b5a91a1c9--jpg_sqthumb_large--sunglasses-dolce-amp-gabbana-sunglasses-6011-s-572-13-brown-gold-dg-frame-brown-sh.jpg" width="" height="150" />Unfortunately, his Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses were lost during a tussle with one of the more butch bottle nosed dolphins.<strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
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