The Minority Report

As much as I want to make fun of this, I just can’t. I’m a hardcore Trekker and love Star Trek and I wanted to say something snarky but I think I’m going to actually try and find this stupid shit and buy it. Something appeals to me about all three of them and as long as they really don’t stink, I’ll buy all three.

I mean seriously, I’m still wearing Drakar, how bad can they be?

Although now I’m wondering if I’m going to have to go out and buy Pon Farr every 7 years…

Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show.Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances | TrekMovie.com

There are three fragrances planned for 2009 with the monikers “Tiberius” “Red Shirt” and “Ponn Farr.” Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances | TrekMovie.com

Tiberius
The Tiberius cologne, named in honor of the Mirror Universe James T. Kirk’s challenges users to “Boldly Go” with a perfume described as being spiked with “notes of freshness and sensuality.” According to Genki Wear, the perfume has sweet citron zest, black pepper, and cedar as its top notes (top notes refers to those scents that are noticeable first) and warm vanilla, white musk, and sandalwood as its base notes (scents perceived last, usually about a half hour after application). Genki Wear promises that “Tiberius Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse” which is also a pretty good description of the Mirror Kirk himself.Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances | TrekMovie.com

Red Shirt
Genki’s “Red Shirt” cologne (whose tag line “Because Tomorrow May Never Come” is priceless) celebrates the sacrifices of those often nameless crew of the USS Enterprise. Described appropriately as a cologne for those with a “devotion to living each day as it could be your last” the cologne has top notes of green mandarin, bergamot, and lavender, with base notes of leather and grey musk. Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances | TrekMovie.com

Pon Farr
The most risqué titled of the new Star Trek fragrances is “Ponn Farr” which is a perfume designed to “drive him wild.” It should only be used once every seven years (okay, that isn’t true). Named for the Vulcan mating ritual first introduced in the episode “Amok Time,” this perfume is one of the newly designed products meant to appeal to female fans. More details and an image on Ponn Farr will be available soon. Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances | TrekMovie.com