The Minority Report

…ah ya know I luv’s ya!  I’m just funnin’.

Completely and totally addicted to my stats (www.statcounter.com), I found that someone clicked through from Google search for the term “free roomba“.  I thought this was cool because this was the first time someone actually read that post and I laughed for hours after coming up with the title: “Gays Get Free Roomba Vacuum Power“.

You see, I’ve decided that anytime there is something that I find with hamsters in it, I’m going to make it into a gay joke after the years of stupid, urban legends about this person or that person that put gerbils up their whooha’s.

So after investigating, I found that this site, The Minority Report, is currently ranking #3 for “free roomba” and will be redirected to that retarded gay joke.

So I apologize…not really…to all of you that are offended by the thoughtless joke at the expense of hamsters and here is a link to Amazon for the iRobot 560 Roomba Vacuuming Robot. Evidently, it comes in black and silver and if you act right now…they might throw in a set of Ginsu steak knives…but I doubt it.

Depending on the day, you might get free super saver shipping!

If your eye-sight just ain’t what it used to be…

View the iRobot 560 Roomba Vacuuming Robot here.