Ah…nerd humor. How programming languages would be if they were cars. [jack black]HILARIOUS[/jack black].

I didn’t, as usual, clip them all just my languages. Read the rest of the guffaws on programming humor.

Assembler – A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.

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COBOL – A delivery van. It’s bulky and ugly but it does the work.

BASIC – A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You’ll ditch it as soon as you can afford a new one.

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C – A black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).

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LISP – An electric car. It’s simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.

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Ada – An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes, and automatic transmission are standard. No other colors or options are available. If it’s good enough for generals, it’s good enough for you. programming humor: Selecting a programming language

 
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